clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

Client: Take the prices off of each item.

Me: How will people know how much each item costs?

Client: I don’t want the prices to be the focus of the product.

Me: Isn’t this an online store where people can purchase your products?

Client: No, it’s a gallery where people can purchase my products.

Me: Without knowing the price?

Client: Yes. Also change the header from ‘gallery’ to ‘shop.’

I somehow feel vindicated.

cartoonpolitics
Which of these three things is not like the other?
…is that a trick question?
Ummm…yeah. (LOL) You caught on quickly! In God’s eyes they are all the same. I mean, really, marriage only means something to God.
Well… not really. To the state it also means something. It can tax you  differently and it owns your kids. The state needs breeders you know…
Oh. Yeah. That too. But don’t tell anyone. 
Meh. You think they don’t know..?

Which of these three things is not like the other?

…is that a trick question?

Ummm…yeah. (LOL) You caught on quickly! In God’s eyes they are all the same. I mean, really, marriage only means something to God.

Well… not really. To the state it also means something. It can tax you  differently and it owns your kids. The state needs breeders you know…

Oh. Yeah. That too. But don’t tell anyone. 

Meh. You think they don’t know..?